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Autentificat: Vin Iun 27, 2008 10:25 am
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Doi politisti mergeau pe strada. La un moment dat vad un pusti fumand si-l iau la intrebari:
- In ce clasa esti, ma?
- In clasa a 2-a.
Unul din ei incepe sa-l certe, la care celalalt ii spune:
- Ce-ai cu el? Tu in clasa a 2-a nu fumai?
- Ba da, dar eu aveam 18 ani!


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Autentificat: Lun Sep 21, 2009 11:13 pm
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Intr-o zi, un om era la pescuit.
Avea, intr-o mana, undita iar in cealalta mana, o caramida.
O tipa trece pe langa lac.
Tipa: – Ce faci cu caramida aia?
Tipul: – Daca te f**i cu mine, iti zic!
Tipa: – Nu!
A doua zi, la fel.
A treia zi, la fel.
In a patra zi, tipa se hotaraste sa o faca cu respectivul, ca sa afle ce face cu caramida.
Dupa ce o fac ei tipa il intreaba de caramida.
Tipa: – Ei, acum, zi-mi si mie, ce faci cu caramida aia!
Tipul: – Pai, la undita, nu am prins nimic! Dar la caramida, esti a patra!


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Post Re: Pentru Bebe
Un ţigan vindea ceasuri la o tarabă. Vine un client şi îl întrea-bă dacă poate încerca un ceas. Ţiganul e de acord. Clientul îşi pune ceasul pe mână, se uită puţin la el şi apoi o ia la sănătoasa! Ţiganul uitându-se lung după el şi oftând zice:
- Eh, mâncaţ-aş! Ăsta mi l-a luat la preţ de achiziţie…


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