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Autentificat: Joi Mai 09, 2019 3:09 pm
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Post Re: Bancuri vechi si noi, dar bune..
Becali la pescuit … Coboara din Maybach… Scoate mulineta de aur cu fir de matase si ac de diamant si da la peste. Când, ia sa vezi minunatie: prinde pestisoru’ de aur.

Ptiuuuuu….!!!

La care pestisoru’: Stii… eu sunt pestisoru’ ala de aur cu alea trei dorinte…

Becali: Hmm… hai, spune ce vrei!

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Pescarul scoase cu greu cârligul din gura unui crap mare si frumos.


– Cum ai reusit sa te prinzi in cârlig, fraiere?, intreaba compatimitor pescarul.

– Am vrut sa ma sinucid, desteptule!

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Un politist trecut in rezerva, care se cam plictisea, a hotarât sa se ocupe cu pescuitul. Si-a cumparat manuale, undite, si-a facut rost de momeala si s-a dus la balta. Dupa patru ore de asteptare, el reuseste sa prinda un peste mic. Furios, politistul il scoate din cârlig, il apuca de coada si incepe sa-i traga palme:

– Spune unde sunt ceilalti! Spune unde sunt ceilalti…

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Autentificat: Joi Mai 09, 2019 3:09 pm
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Post Re: Bancuri vechi si noi, dar bune..
Un tigan, dupa ce a furat cam tot satul, s-a gandit ca mai ramasese padurarul. Intr-o noapte intra in cotetul acestuia si incepe sa bage gainile in sac. Padurarul, auzind zgomote, a luat pusca si s-a indreptat spre cotet. In timp ce tiganul fura de zor, padurarul aude zgomot si striga cat il tinu gura:
– Stai! Cine e acolo?!
Dupa cateva secunde de liniste tiganul spune:
– Noi gainile, sa moara mama, ne culcam acuma!

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